February 2011

Seductress, mirage
You had me then you lost me
We both lose badly


Why doesn’t Tiger Woods go back to his 2000 swing? You know, watch some film of when he was kicking everyone’s ass by miles regularly.

He says he’s better now, and I say he isn’t. It’s interesting to watch for us golf fans. A savant without his gift.

“Don’t ever expect anyone to treat you differently than they treat everyone else.”

That one is mine.

“Show me a beautiful woman, and I’ll show you a guy who is tired of fucking her.”


That one always makes me laugh and think.