And by “mine” I mean a giant pile of cash from the rest of you to “wean me” off the first giant pile of cash I took from you all because I managed my job and my money so poorly.

I’m going to go remind myself why I bother at all for a while.

Tip of the hat to HuffPo.

Update: Yes, I know it is more “complicated than that.” I just don’t think it is, nor should be.