Gee. Boy. Golly. This is a funny post.

And this is really the definitive summary, as classic an example of the “Shorter” oeuvre as I’ve ever seen.

To each his/her own Invisible Sky Wizard, I say. I also say that Ben’s is kind of weird, and he needs to take another long look at his view of female anatomy. And just maybe his potential desire to perhaps go blow someone in the forest preserve.

There’s nothing wrong with that, Ben!

Update: Ben, you should really blow someone in your own place for legal reasons. No charge.