Both far right and far left make a break for it, and we wind up with four parties. We’ll call one The God Party, and the other the The Anti-God party. The other two we’ll keep the names.

All the screamers from both parties show up at the same events, formal debates are scheduled for those who’ve demonstrated consistently an aversion to screaming, and the rest of us can consider who is representing us best, and vote likewise. I’m talking 10 events at least, with each representative only allowed 1.

For anyone to pay attention, the media would have to score it like a professional football game, somehow, including the final score, and therein lies the problem with even the fantasy. (Pay-per-view?)

But anyway, it’s my fantasy, and the first four questions should be taken right out of John Cole’s playbook. With the fourth question included.

We could start right there.