Dedicated to my anonymous old pal…Frank, I think. Ex-to-current birfer.

Thers should go pro, since things are so weird.

With sincere apologies to Thers The Great, Stewart had it best. But Jon S. charges a little more fucking money than Thers for the laughs. As it were, in a manner of speaking.

My favorite part is the birth announcement in the local paper. Fantastic fascist Muslim socialism-take-over-plotting, no question. Why aren’t Barry’s parents getting more props? That birth announcement in the local paper when nobody cared was government-takeover genius.

Deal with it.

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