My goodness, he’s better than Kristol, but that’s like saying waterboarding is better than having your eyeball scooped out with a spoon, unless of course you have an abnormal fear of drowning, in which case you might go for the one-eyed monster/pirate look.

I don’t know what I would do without the good folks at Sadly, No! Opening a vein, I suppose, would be an option, but at least I’d be doing it to myself.

The recent classic on Byron York was widely shared by this anonymous blogger. You do what you can, even with a loyal readership of 20.