Yes, our hero has admitted to imbibing the evil weed.

Which leads one to wonder: Is MJ a gateway drug to certain slacktitdude loserdom, or is it the performance enhancer that Phelps’ achievements would suggest? Or, could it be *gasp* more dependent on the person using it?

I sure do wish he’d do a parody commercial for the performance enhancer concept.

Update: Andrew has it better. The discussion has entered bizarro-land.