George W. Bush, 43rd President of the United States:

But I hope you can agree that I was willing to make the tough decisions.”

You know what, Mr. President? You were willing to make the tough decisions. So, you know, thank you, since that’s sort of what your job was, what we hired you to do, you know, all that corny “buck stops here” stuff and all, you know, but don’t the results and consequences of your decisions, like, the outcomes of your decisions (job) count at all?

History is gonna love that one.