In other news, my tiger-repellent spray kicks major ass. Haven’t had so much as a visit since I converted my meth lab for a week to re-engineer.

Oh, and President Dumbass? The POTUS’ primary responsibility isn’t to “prevent attacks,” because it cannot be done; the President cannot control the actions of a dedicated, suicidal group of individuals.

The President’s primary responsibility is to not be a complete moron about everything and to uphold the Constitution of the United States. Can you say fail?

I knew that you couldn’t.