Unless I’m mistakenly hallucinatory, Dr. Phil has a Christmas special planned.

Why couldn’t the first one be about something funny? And I mean funny in a non-pathetic, Oh My God, what have we become? kind of way.

A Dr. Phil Christmas special simply can’t be true. The news these days is bad enough.

And there’s no one here to talk me down. Damn. I had better go writhe in bed for a few dozen hours*.

The Apocalypse is upon us.

*This is only based on what I’ve read. I’ve honestly no idea what an acid flashback is.

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