Apparently this is a real story.

I can’t find any details about how it actually happened, so, in the spirit of the blogosphere and mainstream media, it would be irresponsible of me not to speculate.

My guess is that she broke her jaw on her transexual lover’s giant stainless steel dildo in a fit of ecstatic rage. Right there at the peak of joy, stainless-steel boy-girl told Ann he/she voted for Obama, and poor Ann was so enraged and turned on at the same time she tried to take too much of the metal dick, thrusting with great vigor, in a single gobble.

More likely, she just had too much to drink and was too emotionally traumatized by a centrist President to avoid tripping over the sidewalk crack.

Please, Annie, give us a press conference! Let the truth be known!