You’re a Republican elected official running for a political upgrade in a state that could go either way. Things don’t look very good for your party.
It’s time to go to the airwaves, to convince all the geniuses who let the Great Tube of Learning determine their vote, and you do this.
This is profoundly funny stuff. I mean, do these people not understand Teh Google? How far out of touch do you and your staff have to be to vet this kind of thing far enough along to air it?