He and his pals are sorry excuses for human beings.

It is ridiculously stupid to elevate the status, legal or otherwise, of the living Boston bomber. Treat him like we would anyone else, i.e., a low-life until we know what the fuck we’re dealing with, like, I don’t know, whether he IS actually an “enemy combatant.” We can figure it out from there if we have to.

Of course, the great Senator from the State of Arizona has never met a war-action he didn’t love.

One is that dogs aren’t allowed to wander in our National Parks.

He doesn’t want respect from other countries, he wants deference. What a strange, horrible man.

John Boehner claims ending abortion will be a legislative goal for the GOP in the next year.

Two things. First, good luck with that, and more importantly, the reasonably well-off will always have access to safe abortions, while the uber-rich get them as casually as any welfare queen ever.

It takes a true moron-whore/whore to fail to understand the historical and human reality of abortion. Women who don’t want to have babies, at least a lot of them, are not going to have babies whether “legal” or not, and this fucking planet has babies to spare. We’re down to our last 7-8 billion at last count.

Go, Orange Man! Keep beating that horse.

It’s going to be fun watching the GOP, one clusterfuck of a party right now, cannibalize one of their own, for such controversial statements like he (Hagel) represents the U.S., not Israel, and that the military is bloated (deficits!) and more than a little because Hagel HAS to be some kind of dick since Obama picked him.

Also, too, freedom!

I’ve paid attention to Hagel for a long time, and though we disagree very substantively and substantially on a whole range of political issues, I too am a pragmatic midwestern non-dumbass, like Chuck, and I trust him almost implicitly for how much I disagree with him. He’s a good fucking man.

A brilliant political and policy move, all in all.

I found this year-end list of Assholes, 2012 Edition, enormously entertaining and accurate.

Which is because I couldn’t give a shit about gay marriage, or who people love. Christ, it’s hard enough when you’re straight.

If there was ever anything conservatives were going to get stuffed up and down their redneck, bigoted, racist asses and throats, respectively, this is one.

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